BeuxJ

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: The United King Dome
Job: Musician, editor.

I am a great fan of many of the animations present on Newgrounds but unfortunately, my skills with animation are limited. I much prefer to edit live action pieces, though if I was any good at animating I'd love it more. And songs upload slow...

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Score: 10
The Real Legend 3

"My god, what a thing..."

submission: The Real Legend 3
date: May 27, 2009

It actually makes me want to cry it's so good.

Replaying Zelda atm, just hit the water temple, but I forgot to buy a Zora's Tunic and I can't find a free one... But point being, I have just gone through the real events of these episodes and each occasion and dungeon is spoofed with such perfection I'm finding it hard to believe someone has made it for something other than TV itself.

I can only hope the jokes continue to be excellent throughout the coming episodes (obviously I hope there are a number of coming episodes). Everything is perfect, down to "I can twist my head!" and all the sounds are wonderfully executed. Durania is perfect, Saria is perfect, Malon, Talon, The Milk Bar! (oh sweet christ), the Gorons!

It's all just perfect. If you are open for suggestions I have something I think should be in the next episode (during the frozen domain timeframe).

Keep up the infallible work.

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Score: 10
The Real Legend 2

"*Cream*"

submission: The Real Legend 2
date: May 27, 2009

This is so good, even better than the last one (kind of expected that, though, lol).

I've just this week installed Project 64 onto my laptop and have been enjoying Ocarina of Time, and every wcene in this episode is ringing out in my head and providing constantly excellent familiar moments with an array of funny jokes.

Absolutely brilliant, looking forward to number three.

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Score: 9
The Real Legend

"About as good as it gets."

submission: The Real Legend
date: May 27, 2009

This is the most excellent thing I have watched in longer than I care to remember. It was a little slow, but that's about the only fault i could find (although I think Link's should've had automatic slingshots instead of pistols in the Matrix scene).

The graphics were incredibly well done and Link's expressions in particular were hilarious. Considering this is the first episode of the series, I think you've outdone yourself by far, this is about as good as it gets, lol.

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Score: 10
8-bit Theater 4

"Wow..."

submission: 8-bit Theater 4
date: May 27, 2009

This is probably the best thing I've ever watched on the internet. The intro finished and I was already hooked like Pete Doherty.

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Score: 8
Mazenetix

"Cool."

submission: Mazenetix
date: September 26, 2008

Pretty damn sweet really, it's like Super Monkey Ball: Super Magnet Ball.

The only thing I'd say is the magnet attracts the ball a touch slow, maybe a stronger magnet and a repel feature via right-click? It could be a little electro-magnet instead of a horseshoe for two-way magnetic and visual consistency, lol.

Very entertaining, though.

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Score: 10
Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 9

"lol"

date: July 6, 2008

I must say, that was quite an epic slaughter. The sheer volume of gore by the end was inconprehensible and the sequence of blows became intolerably savage and down-right impossible. Perfect.

I especially liked Claus' guest appearance.

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Score: 10
Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 7

"..."

date: July 6, 2008

Easily my favourite RoC episode so far, Claus is the kind of bug every crackhead needs...

Hilarious series, this one really shows it off.

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Score: 8
Hard Boiled Egg

"Sick."

submission: Hard Boiled Egg
date: June 25, 2008

That was a journey in my head. I keenly followed the roads displayed before me, settled the purpution, and loved every second of it.

P.S. I'm not on crack or anything...

June 25, 2008

Author's Response:

P.S neither am I

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Score: 10
Luigi in 60 Seconds

"Does what it says on the tin."

date: June 23, 2008

This is a rather perfect display if Luigi, and being the length it is, I could watch it many times over and not feel like I've wasted a day.

Brilliant, I enjoyed it greatly, and though people may disagree, 10/10, 5/5.

60 seconds of mocking the green one, Mario would love this...

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Score: 10
Grand Theft Awesome

"Brilliant"

date: June 22, 2008

That was absolutely great. That clip just ran through a visual diary of the exact process I took when first playing GTAIV. To the T. Except I'm a dab handy with the old Annihilator, but I would only fly it up high buildings to leap of them in Turismos and Sanchez'.

Very funny, and in my eyes, worthy of an Egoraptor tribute.

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