BeuxJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hard Boiled Egg]

Sick.

That was a journey in my head. I keenly followed the roads displayed before me, settled the purpution, and loved every second of it.

P.S. I'm not on crack or anything...

Fierras responds:

P.S neither am I

[Connors]

Nice

I know it's short and basically lacking in anything, but I greatly enjoyed it. I assumed that Dr. Conneris Spidey's mate who inadvertantly turns into a lizard every so often and kills lots of things.

Am I right? I not so much of a geek when it comes to comics, though I do love the Marvel.

Anywhoo, fun little clip, I liked it.

Brakkenimation responds:

Thankyou!

And yes, you're correct he's an acquaintance of Spidey's. Hopefully we'll see him as the Lizard in Spider-man 4!

[f4Gg0t Saves the Day!!]

There is no thing worse.

Except that Pigletface thing. And leave Mugabe alone. It's none of our business. White people need to learn that other countries are governed by other people for a reason. To stop us fucking them up, but we do it anyway.

Although this was very slightly funny a little tiny bit.

Heil responds:

fuck you cockslut

[KuKu-Got T.V.]

Hmm

You apologise too much, the animation is a little slow, and you are too fearful of your recordings.

The sounds are poor quality, but that is a problem with your equipment, not your ability. However, the tone of your voice and the lack of tembre makes me picture you sitting in your room, door shut tight, quietly but akwardly mumbling into a microphone, trying not to be heard by anyone in your house.

To battle the natural buzz of your set-up, you need to be fearless in your voice recording. Say every word with heroic confidence, believe every line, and imagine each word coming from your lips is supposed to inspire a band of peasants, with lukemia, to take on the Knghts of the Round Table.

With a hefty scoop of valor in your speech, the recordings will sound far more professional. Also, your drawing is a touch bland. With effort, even the worst artist can draw a masterpiece, so throw in an extra 10 minutes on each flash session, just to add some details and maybe a gentle anecdote in the background. Like a pigeon flying at break-neck speed into a tree and puffing into a plume of feathers, or something of the sort.

SandySandeep responds:

thnx, man. Even i rubbed out the thinking of making a sequel but ur suggesstion hope to proove good.

[Gone to Bel Air, brb.]

Hmm

That was actually kind of funny.

Lochie responds:

kthx

[NV: Nintendovision]

Womp

Awesome, absolutely awesome, clip after clip of awesome film spoofs. Dumb and Dumber, Scarface, Anchor Man, Good Will Hunting? Click, Borat, Wayne's World, Waterboy, and a few that I recognise, but cannot place for the life of me. Good Will Hunting, Baseketball? They in there. and the kirby n wario, the mario n bruce, an the psychiatrist one i didn't recognise.

E. Honda and Colin Mocherie are two of the best people ever and MJ is funny to make fun of. Also, I didn't quite catch it but did a Troopa have someone in his Ass? and if so, who?

Random-Her03 responds:

Hey buddy
im so glad you liked the movie so much, E. Honda & Colin Mocherie are pure awesomeness, and MJ.... well his music is good... lol
anyways jst to clear things up, heres the list of the movies i used

Dr. Mario & Monty: Click
Mario Bros. & Sonya Blade: Knocked Up
Dedede & Ness: Scarface
Monkey & Tiger: Waterboy
Kirby & Wario: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Johnny Cage & Samus: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
Lucas, Knuckles & Cpt. Falcon: BASEketball
Paula & Principal McVicker: Christmas Vacation
Borat & Billy: Obvious
Fat Guy: Various Happy Madison Films
Chef & Jeff: School of Rock
Sonic & Alfred Chicken: Dumb & Dumber
Mario & Lui Kang: 40 Year Old Virgin
Wayne & Garth: Obvious

Also the Koopa has a fish up his ass
just a fish... lol

there we go hope it helps! :D

[Links Cucco encounter-P1]

Cool

That was good. What did he play at the end? I couldn't make it out. I assume from the colour of the sparkly-ness it was the Prelude of Light. I was expecting to see a great many cuckoos fly in and attack, but alas.

Anyone ever seen 'Three to Tango'? Mathew Perry is running along and a mass of chickens fly at him. Just like with Link...

coycoy responds:

Yes, it was Prelude of light. ^^; For some reason when i exported the movie that song didnt come out very loud, even though when i play it in flash itself you can hear it crystal clear. Thanks for your review! ^^

[Animated guns]

Alright

It's a good bit of flash, but the guns could do with having more varied sounds and more interactivity. Even if it was just click trigger to fire, click mag to reload.

fallensoul289 responds:

yeah i know now thanks for the review

[Another One?!]

Nice

That was good, and some of the clips are very funny indeed, but it's very long. You might maybe wanna delete this and up the frame-rate some, then upload it again. Would make the whole thing shorter, make the long gaps quicker, and I believe it would generally improve the viewing pleasure.

Random-Her03 responds:

you thought that was long
theres like 3 other scenes that was supposed to be in it!
lol but thanx for the compliments