BeuxJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Gaiden]

Long Awaited

I very much enjoyed that, and though it may have been a touch on the short side, it captivated me for what time it took. Ninja Gaiden being hard is a simple and well-known fact among gamers and I'm greatly pleased that you took advantage of that.

I also like that you've taken an old easter egg and re-drawn it some. I also like that it has been stripped from its paper roots and laid cleanly on fine papyrus, where it may be revered by all, till acidic fluids spill upon it.

[TANKMEN 2]

Wow

That was even better than the ones preceeding it. Pure comic joy, these is. I hope there's more coming in the future, these are priceless.

The theorem joke was awesome. Who thought I'd ever use maths again, especially for leisure.

[TANKMEN 1.5]

Brilliant

I love the alterior perspective on the last episode, very amusing. I watched .5 second so I didn't get the entire premiss of the 'dad' gag at first, but it's great.

Good dialogue, both witty and believable.

[f4Gg0t Saves the Day!!]

There is no thing worse.

Except that Pigletface thing. And leave Mugabe alone. It's none of our business. White people need to learn that other countries are governed by other people for a reason. To stop us fucking them up, but we do it anyway.

Although this was very slightly funny a little tiny bit.

Heil responds:

fuck you cockslut

[KuKu-Got T.V.]

Hmm

You apologise too much, the animation is a little slow, and you are too fearful of your recordings.

The sounds are poor quality, but that is a problem with your equipment, not your ability. However, the tone of your voice and the lack of tembre makes me picture you sitting in your room, door shut tight, quietly but akwardly mumbling into a microphone, trying not to be heard by anyone in your house.

To battle the natural buzz of your set-up, you need to be fearless in your voice recording. Say every word with heroic confidence, believe every line, and imagine each word coming from your lips is supposed to inspire a band of peasants, with lukemia, to take on the Knghts of the Round Table.

With a hefty scoop of valor in your speech, the recordings will sound far more professional. Also, your drawing is a touch bland. With effort, even the worst artist can draw a masterpiece, so throw in an extra 10 minutes on each flash session, just to add some details and maybe a gentle anecdote in the background. Like a pigeon flying at break-neck speed into a tree and puffing into a plume of feathers, or something of the sort.

SandySandeep responds:

thnx, man. Even i rubbed out the thinking of making a sequel but ur suggesstion hope to proove good.

[DBZ stick fight animation]

Nice

Everyone vote 5, make him bury his laptop!

Also, I dislike the fact that people are disregarding this because it's a stickman battle. Stickmen are awesome, and most of the stickmen fights on NG suck, these guys even have faces!

If you have to blam this, do it because it has no background or because it has no pre-loader.

[NiN10Doh!]

Brilliant.

Absolutely 100% pure pwnage, toput not too fine a point on it. Ican't believe it took me this long to watch this animation. Kudos, all my 5.

I especially liked the short 'Donkey Bong' excursion, though I may have heard and seen wrong in that second. If there was indeed a Donkey Kong Head made up as a bong, then what a wonderful piece of apperatus for any stoner OR nintendo fan.

Starfox's rant, Captain Falcon's traffic rage,Slider, the Super Mario Bros at the beginning and Bowser's capture of Peach were also especially enjoyable. And Kirby, obviously.

[Gone to Bel Air, brb.]

Hmm

That was actually kind of funny.

Lochie responds:

kthx

[Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 3]

Brilliant

I love it more with every episode. Great stuff.