BeuxJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 2]

Awesome.

Poor miles... These are pure awesome, nice work.

[Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 1]

Cool

Just plain cool. Very nice, loved it.

[G W is Your Fault!]

Not bad at all

Maybe a tiny bit slow, but very enjoyable.

[Stick Stage Battlefield]

Very nice.

Very very nice indeed, will be watching the others.

[MeMeMe-Collab]

Nice

Purely awesome, fits well and is full of awesome characters. Kudos.

What is that song? It's very like a song I made once.

[Afro_Stud - The Fairytale]

Hmm...

I didn't enjoy it that much. I think the main thing is, the speech isn't believable. The lines are said in such a way that they don't really sound right, like some alien had gotten inside the characters body and tried to pass off being human.

Also it's a little slow paced, and it kind of feels like you have to wait for something to happen, as opposed to watching a succession of events.

Also, the dialog is very like that of modern children's television. The goodness and awesome has been neglected and replaced with standard and almost cliched vocabulary and emotion of speech.

Although this helps stabilize shows and fill the casual interest of viewers, safety for the sake of safety should be discouraged.

Look at Sony. If they spent less time copying others and more time making awesome things for themselves the PS3 would be more than a flashy Hz-fueled box of bland power juice. You dont pick a car on Gran Turismo for the high BHP alone, y'know?

Anything I've mentioned may well have been done intentionally, and often there is good reason for that, but in this instance, the animation failed to grasp my brain monkey, leaving him to be distracted by other things. Like FF IV on Visual Boy Advance. Yay!

kinggila responds:

Let me rephrase that. Your review was pretty good overall, but the problem is that you went off topic on the last two paragraphs. I wouldn't recommend doing that again because it can get you review banned (it happened to me and the off topicness was actually relevant to the flash).

Just a heads up for next time.

[Maximum Fifoj]

Cool

Not bad at all, although if you whipped the frame-rate up some it'd be a touch better.

Cool though.

[NV: Nintendovision]

Womp

Awesome, absolutely awesome, clip after clip of awesome film spoofs. Dumb and Dumber, Scarface, Anchor Man, Good Will Hunting? Click, Borat, Wayne's World, Waterboy, and a few that I recognise, but cannot place for the life of me. Good Will Hunting, Baseketball? They in there. and the kirby n wario, the mario n bruce, an the psychiatrist one i didn't recognise.

E. Honda and Colin Mocherie are two of the best people ever and MJ is funny to make fun of. Also, I didn't quite catch it but did a Troopa have someone in his Ass? and if so, who?

Random-Her03 responds:

Hey buddy
im so glad you liked the movie so much, E. Honda & Colin Mocherie are pure awesomeness, and MJ.... well his music is good... lol
anyways jst to clear things up, heres the list of the movies i used

Dr. Mario & Monty: Click
Mario Bros. & Sonya Blade: Knocked Up
Dedede & Ness: Scarface
Monkey & Tiger: Waterboy
Kirby & Wario: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Johnny Cage & Samus: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
Lucas, Knuckles & Cpt. Falcon: BASEketball
Paula & Principal McVicker: Christmas Vacation
Borat & Billy: Obvious
Fat Guy: Various Happy Madison Films
Chef & Jeff: School of Rock
Sonic & Alfred Chicken: Dumb & Dumber
Mario & Lui Kang: 40 Year Old Virgin
Wayne & Garth: Obvious

Also the Koopa has a fish up his ass
just a fish... lol

there we go hope it helps! :D

[Links Cucco encounter-P1]

Cool

That was good. What did he play at the end? I couldn't make it out. I assume from the colour of the sparkly-ness it was the Prelude of Light. I was expecting to see a great many cuckoos fly in and attack, but alas.

Anyone ever seen 'Three to Tango'? Mathew Perry is running along and a mass of chickens fly at him. Just like with Link...

coycoy responds:

Yes, it was Prelude of light. ^^; For some reason when i exported the movie that song didnt come out very loud, even though when i play it in flash itself you can hear it crystal clear. Thanks for your review! ^^

[The Random Rock Show]

Alright

It's better than a lot of the first animations I've seen, but the frame rate needs put up, quite a bit. It'll shorter the clip, it'll look far smoother, and your protagonist won't blink at the speed of a late 1800s MB-Daimler Moter Carraige.